Sweet. But A Little Dim

The winner of the recently finished Big Brother 10 Sophie Reade has claimed that she wants to be the new Jordan, she is not the first young girl I have heard say this,  it seems the world is full of young girls that aspire to become Jordan.

What a depressing thought, I cannot see what there is to  admire about her, first of all,  she is for want of a better word,  a slag, I don’t think that is to harsh when you look back over her track record with men and her recent antics since she separated from the male equivalent of herself the pathetic Greek.

If exposing yourself continuously, getting drunk and sleeping with anyone that comes along is to be admired then god help our next generation.

Sophie does seem like a nice enough girl, sweet if a bit dim, but she has a likeability about her that I don’t think is faked, I hope her friends and family can discourage from the Jordan aspiration, and let her know that she is fine as she is, the last thing the world needs is another Jordan.

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Katie Price

Katie Price or Jordan or whatever she is calling herself this week should be ashamed of herself using rape as a means to keep her self on the front pages, first by claiming to have been raped and then by now saying she wont discuss it and will not name her attacker she is trivialising what is a terrible crime carried out  on women daily.

I personally don’t believe there is any truth in the allegation anyway,  she has had to date three biography’s published and she has never mentioned or even hinted at a rape before, though she did mention being sexually assaulted in a park when she was six.

What is particularly dangerous about this allegation is that people are already bandying  about 3/4 names on the internet of who they believe her “attacker” could be, even assuming that her charge was true and the attacker was one of the four names, three of these are having their names sullied by this woman. And human nature being what it is some people will say there is no smoke without fire even though there is nothing to substantiate her claim.

Katie/Jordan is to cute an operator with the press to not realise what her statement would do, if this is not another cynical attempt to keep her pathetic self on the front pages then she should come clean, after all when you are raped who do you tell first the Press or the Police, there must be a law somewhere that can be bought into effect to force her to name the individual thus making sure he is rightly punished, if its true and she has kept quite maybe this person has done it to others and continues to do it today.

Whatever way it goes she has guaranteed herself the front pages for a while. what next  for her we have already had the split, the miscarriage, the new boyfriend,  the divorce  and now the rape, she is running out of story’s, I hope the next one is alien abduction and lets hope that one is true.

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Jordan’s a pro

I cant remember the last time I looked at a newspaper and didn’t have the picture of that Professional slag Jordan staring back at me, I call her professional because it appears she has mastered the art of appearing slaggish in pretty much anything she does. Yesterday she went grocery shopping with her young daughter Princess in a skirt so short, that according to supermarket staff every time she reached for something of a shelf they were treated to a flash of her for want of a better description, her woman's area, Last week she exposed the same area to club goers in Ibiza, if you fancy seeing that area in the privacy of your own home it is plastered all over the internet.  I cannot understand the media fascination with this woman,  its not even that she is attractive. I don’t know of one person who thinks she is fanciable, and having seen samples of her adult movies on the net, I understand that fascination even less. It appears she has separated from Peter Andre  her husband of a few years and they are going to divorce. I oppose this course of action and hope they stay together, two more better suited people I cant imagine, though he currently enjoys some public sympathy because of his wife’s behaviour, he is just as bad as her I challenge anyone to find one clip off them together where he is not announcing their latest sex act in graphic detail, or telling us how dirty she is. These freaks have young children but don’t seem to understand or maybe they just don’t care that soon those kids will be old enough to see and read all this stuff for themselves. Some reports put Jordan’s fortune at forty million pounds, so its not as if she is desperate for money that she prostitute’s herself in this way. Her and her pathetic husband should stay together, even if it’s only to ensure that neither of them can end up with anyone else.

Celebrity Big Brother

What a brilliant CBB this is turning out to be when I first saw the line up I was a bit disappointed but it is shaping up quite nicely.  the biggest surprise is Vinnie Jones who after the few days looked a stand up type of bloke and certainty to win, I was looking at him in a different light compared to his past reputation,  but as usual the mask slips and you revert to type, and he is exposed a as bullying gossiping Bitch, he is such a woman I half expect he sits down to wee.

Asshunter from Sweden is equally as obnoxious he is fascinated by farts and shit and those are his main topics of conversation, thankfully now that the Russian prostitute Katya has been evicted he does not get as much air time. Stephanie whilst proving to be the most elegant and stylish of the ladies is as two faced as is possible to be, after spouting on about her special friendship with Ivana Trump and remarking that she had made a friend for life she then went into the diary room and nominated her for eviction.

Stephen Baldwin the ugly one from the Baldwin clan is a born again idiot though he would say Christian, he quotes the Bible all day or should I say misquotes it all day, and he has the most irritating way of talking whereby he can stretch 10 words into a half  hour monologue, chuck in his maniacal grin and you would not want to spend to long in there with him.

Alex Reid the cross dressing boyfriend of Jordan is an idiot in the mould of Lenny from “mice and Men” a likeable oaf, he is ok, except when he tries to speak, he is not adding much to the house because all he does  all day is train, but he is growing on me and is nowhere near as bad as the press have made him out to be, out of Jordan’s most recent blokes I would rather sit and have a pint with him than any of the others.

Dane Bowers is a prick, he may well need surgery to remove him from the house as he currently has his head stuck up Vinnie Jones’s arse, and I cant see him slipping out easily or willingly.

The ex page 3 girl Nicola T is ok in a dull sort of way, but every time I look at her though I do marvel that she was/is a model, if she can make it as a model perhaps I can to.

This brings me to my favourite and I hope winner, Sisqo an American singer he may only stand about 3 feet high but he has balls, as he displayed when standing up to Vinnie Jones and telling the house that he was a bully, he is immensely likeable very funny and the only one deserving of the title,  if as I expect he survives tonight’s eviction watch him antagonize Vinnie causing the Jones mask to slip further, I may even have a fiver on him to win it.

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Jordan and Peter

Go away the pair of you. No-one cares.