Jordan’s a pro

I cant remember the last time I looked at a newspaper and didn’t have the picture of that Professional slag Jordan staring back at me, I call her professional because it appears she has mastered the art of appearing slaggish in pretty much anything she does. Yesterday she went grocery shopping with her young daughter Princess in a skirt so short, that according to supermarket staff every time she reached for something of a shelf they were treated to a flash of her for want of a better description, her woman's area, Last week she exposed the same area to club goers in Ibiza, if you fancy seeing that area in the privacy of your own home it is plastered all over the internet.  I cannot understand the media fascination with this woman,  its not even that she is attractive. I don’t know of one person who thinks she is fanciable, and having seen samples of her adult movies on the net, I understand that fascination even less. It appears she has separated from Peter Andre  her husband of a few years and they are going to divorce. I oppose this course of action and hope they stay together, two more better suited people I cant imagine, though he currently enjoys some public sympathy because of his wife’s behaviour, he is just as bad as her I challenge anyone to find one clip off them together where he is not announcing their latest sex act in graphic detail, or telling us how dirty she is. These freaks have young children but don’t seem to understand or maybe they just don’t care that soon those kids will be old enough to see and read all this stuff for themselves. Some reports put Jordan’s fortune at forty million pounds, so its not as if she is desperate for money that she prostitute’s herself in this way. Her and her pathetic husband should stay together, even if it’s only to ensure that neither of them can end up with anyone else.