Posh cellulite

The celebrity world is in shock today as reports circulate that Victoria Beckham AKA Posh Spice has cellulite. Pictures taken at Wembley at last weeks England game look to confirm this. How is it possible that a 36 year old woman who has had 3 children could fall victim to this affliction. My immediate sympathy's lie with her husband the intellectually challenged David, their marriage survived one crisis after allegations a couple of years ago of an affair with Rebecca loo's, is it strong enough to survive this one to only time will tell. meanwhile gossip mongers look to add fuel to the fire by suggesting that the ex England captain could have a receding hairline.