“Joke Tweed”

Jack Tweed, Jade Goody’s widower  is in the gossip columns again, it appears he spent the night with a “model”, having seen her picture I dispute this claim, why is this news anyway who cares. The man is a non entity who’s only claim to fame is  that he married Jade, and without resorting to rubbishing the dead who the hell was Jade Goody. If memory serves she was an obnoxious mouthy cow who finished 4th in big brother she did not even win, but for some reason people liked her I cant include myself in that group, much was made of the fact that she was a Bermondsey girl, for whatever that’s worth, Locals say as soon as she made a few quid she was out of there and never returned. Anyway I digress back to “Joke Tweed” as this column will refer to him in future, he is a scrounger and parasite he hooked up with Jade because of her fame and cheated on her throughout their relationship. pictures from the News of the world showed him in bed with yet another “model” in Marbella in 2006. Jade threw him out, “Joke” wormed his way back into her life again, cynically he proposed when Jade was terminal and had only a short time to live, their Marriage lasted only a few weeks, but to her credit she left him nothing in her will. Joke has already served a couple of spells behind bars and when he is not inside he is falling about drunk dropping his trousers,or fighting, he has his 5 minutes of fame, and lets hope it only is five minutes, personally I would like never to hear from him again.