Tuesday, 30 June 2009
It's only Money
BB Update
Jordan’s a pro
I cant remember the last time I looked at a newspaper and didn’t have the picture of that Professional slag Jordan staring back at me, I call her professional because it appears she has mastered the art of appearing slaggish in pretty much anything she does. Yesterday she went grocery shopping with her young daughter Princess in a skirt so short, that according to supermarket staff every time she reached for something of a shelf they were treated to a flash of her for want of a better description, her woman's area, Last week she exposed the same area to club goers in Ibiza, if you fancy seeing that area in the privacy of your own home it is plastered all over the internet. I cannot understand the media fascination with this woman, its not even that she is attractive. I don’t know of one person who thinks she is fanciable, and having seen samples of her adult movies on the net, I understand that fascination even less. It appears she has separated from Peter Andre her husband of a few years and they are going to divorce. I oppose this course of action and hope they stay together, two more better suited people I cant imagine, though he currently enjoys some public sympathy because of his wife’s behaviour, he is just as bad as her I challenge anyone to find one clip off them together where he is not announcing their latest sex act in graphic detail, or telling us how dirty she is. These freaks have young children but don’t seem to understand or maybe they just don’t care that soon those kids will be old enough to see and read all this stuff for themselves. Some reports put Jordan’s fortune at forty million pounds, so its not as if she is desperate for money that she prostitute’s herself in this way. Her and her pathetic husband should stay together, even if it’s only to ensure that neither of them can end up with anyone else.
Monday, 29 June 2009
Holiday at Home
Man City Madness
I thought that £160.000 a week for Samuel Eto’o was a ridiculous and could not believe Man City would pay him that, but now the real wage has been disclose it is £250,000 per week, that number has gone past ridiculous and is closing in on pathetic. How on Earth can that figure be justified, and let’s look at the implications of that amount. for a start how are other players at the club going to feel about Eto’os money, Carlos Tevez is only getting £140,000 a week does that mean he is only half as good as Eto’o, and what about players who are only on 70/80 and 90 thousand a week, how long before their agents are knocking on the Managers door. It’s obvious that Manchester City will not be run as proper business this is just a very rich man’s toy, which is fine until that man gets bored with the toy then what happens to the club, on paper there does not seem to be anyway that Man City can finance itself in the traditional way, so it is reliant on deep pockets for its existence, its further reported that Hughes is looking for at least three more players. I predict three things, in 12 months Man City will have new owners, in 12 months Man City will have a new Manager, and in 12 months Man City will still be rubbish and hovering around 7/8th place.
Cut the price of crime
The Police have been ordered by the Government to shave 480 million pounds of next years budget, by shave they mean cut and the only way that will happen is to cut frontline services, to you and me that means less Police out in the streets. We already have in many Towns and City’s across the Country the ridiculous state of affairs where Police stations close at certain times of the day and night, if criminals stuck to a schedule this would not be a problem, unfortunately they don’t, crime is a bit haphazard, rather like the Government policy toward law and order. In case anybody at Westminster hadn’t noticed we are in the grip of a recession, traditionally crime rises at these times, I know it sounds obvious to point this out but as people lose jobs and have money problems they can turn to crime. £480 million pounds is a lot of money, but it will ultimately cost more than that to catch prosecute and house in prison the increased number of offenders these cuts will produce. We lurch from bad to worse in this Country at the moment, roll on a general election so we can at least have a change, even if it proves not to be for the better a change is needed desperately.
Viva La French
I never thought the day would come that I would praise the French, anyone who knows me will testify that I am not their biggest fan, I find the French very arrogant and completely racist, though I will concede they are consistent, they hate everybody. Whenever I have been to France and I have limited my visits there, I have had a bad experience, whether it be a shop assistant, waiter, a policeman, ( or Gendarmes as they are called there) what a ridiculous word that is. I have returned with a complaint. The French have an exaggerated sense of importance and tend to look down on everybody else. I am not really sure what they have to be smug about, it’s claimed in some quarters that they excel at food, I have two words to counter that Frogs and Snails . Anyway I digress the reason for my temporary about turn on the French is President Sarkozy’s stance on the Burkha, he wants it banned in France, and I agree that it should be. Sarkozy will get his way, eventually, and it will be banned, the idea already has a lot of support, it also has a few dissenters but then liberals always crawl out of the woodwork when anything remotely controversial is mooted. Apart from looking ridiculous the Burkha is a security risk, when a motorcyclist enters a bank or petrol station in this country he is required to remove his helmet so his face can be seen, also security camera’s can record his face in case of anything untoward. The Burkha is much more concealing than a helmet and yet they are allowed. Not so long ago one of the the 2007 London bombers tried to escape Britain by wearing a full length Burkha and pretending to be a woman. Apart from the security implications it looks awful, and imagine how very young children feel when confronted with this black monstrosity walking along the street, to a toddler the sight would be Frightening. I wish just one of our politicians had the guts to raise this issue in this Country and at least get a debate started, but as usual the PC brigade have shouted it down. So spray me with garlic and call me a Frenchman, temporarily of course.
Sunday, 28 June 2009
DurdensView calls it right again
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Money go round
Chelsea have bid £55 million for Alexandre Pato. Who, yes that’s what I said to. And apparently they have had a £20 million pound bid accepted for Yuri Zhirkov, who you ask again, it’s getting ridiculous, I’m sure these players are decent enough, but I have never heard of them well if I’m honest Pato rings a small bell somewhere in the back of my mind, but not fifty five million bells. This is a reaction to the ridiculous amount spent on Christiano Ronaldo, brilliant wheeler dealing by Ferguson. Samuel Et’oo has just completed his move from Barcelona to Moneybags Man City, he reportedly asked for £200,000 a week and “settled” for £160,000 with bonus’s to kick in depending on success. Et’oo is 28 years old not a 21 year old that still has loads of scope for improvement, but a player who peaked possibly as long as 2 years ago, it’s all downhill from here. and thinking back to the Champions League final, he didn’t exactly shine, apart from the toe poke goal he looked very ordinary, it will all end in tears.
The Italian Job
The latest scandal in Italy is about their flamboyant billionaire Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, again he has been accused of bringing the office into disrepute by cavorting with girls young enough to be his granddaughters, at party’s held at his home. His long suffering wife has finally left him and its about time the electorate gave him the elbow to. There can’t be to many country’s in the world where the population would accept their prime minister entertaining prostitutes as a matter of routine. The nudge nudge, good on you mate, attitude has become an embarrassment for the Italians, The pat on the back for still being so sexually active at 72 should translate in to a kick up the backside and out of office. Amazingly he still has a 61% approval rating amongst the voters, does that tell us something about him or about Italy as a whole.
A Whip round for Liz
The Queen has asked for a five million pound increase to the annual civil list allowance for housekeeping, money for the upkeep of the royal palaces, whereas it is true she has not asked for a “rise” since 1989 it has nevertheless continued to rise with inflation. The problem I have with this is nobody gets any benefit form the Palaces other than the Queen herself and the royal family, ok occasionally a visiting dignitary stays over at Buckingham Palace, and she does does throw a mean tea party, but I do not see why she cant fund it herself. In August 2008 the last time there were any official figures announced, Her Majesty’s personal wealth stood at £349 million pounds. She is 83 years old assuming she lives to be a hundred, she could cover the 5 million she wants yearly herself, and even if her wealth never grew by another penny she would still have around a quarter of a billion pounds left. At anytime five million pounds is an astronomical amount of money, and with the country in recession and people tightening their belts, you would think she would be better advised. I am not a Royalist, I prefer elected positions, but I have no axe to grind with the Queen, and I am sure there are plenty of statistics out there to show how much money she brings in Via tourism, how The royal Estates pay millions in tax every year etc etc. But having been born into enormous privilege, and having lived a life we cant even begin to imagine, maybe Liz should put her hand in her pocket this time.
Saturday, 27 June 2009
Top Ten Bet
Jackson circus is in town
Here we go the Michael Jackson circus has rolled into town and I don’t think it will be leaving for some time. I wondered how long it would be before the conspiracy theories started to surface, and sure enough yesterday some news outlets were hinting at Murder, other reports sensationalised reports of missing doctors and police search’s for syringes containing poison.
Like much in Jacksons life even his death is not straightforward, though it appears for all the world based on attending paramedic reports that he suffered cardiac arrest. this is a condition whereby a persons heart just stops beating, when you take into account that MJ weighed only 9 stone, really for his height and build 12/13 stone would be more like it.
He also had a history of painkiller addiction starting from his early twenties when he started to experiment with his appearance by going under the surgeons knife, combined with his skin bleaching in an attempt to “become white”. As the years went by he would have needed ever larger and stronger doses to keep the pain at bay.
Combined with the stress he bought on himself with a ridiculous workload of 50 back to back concerts. a workload that would have finished of someone half Jacksons age. After digesting these facts it comes as no great surprise that his heart finally gave up. I am resigned to reading ever more lurid and sensational claims about his life for the foreseeable future, and when the press tire of him,we always have stories about his children to feed on.
Were they really his kids, have they inherited his talent, the obligatory custody battle, after all these children have suddenly become very valuable property. like I say the circus has rolled into town, how long it stays is anybody’s guess.
Friday, 26 June 2009
Jackson Death overshadows protests
Football Fever
Roll on August 15th, this date is significant because it’s the day the new football season kicks of (excuse the pun). it has only been a number of weeks since the old season finished but it feels like years. And its not just the football that I crave, I also miss the banter that goes along with it, good natured teasing and abuse amongst friends and family is as much a part of the season as the football itself. Facebook traffic must be down at least 50%, and phone company profits dramatically reduced, as texting is almost non existent in the close season amongst my peers. I have enjoyed the Twenty20 cricket tremendously, but did not receive a single text commenting on it for the duration of the competition, contrast to a football match involving my team The mighty Manchester Utd when I could easily recieve 20/30 texts through a match, rising to 50 if we lost. Still seven weeks to go, how will I survive.
Third time unlucky
Who’s Bad
Love him or hate him whichever side of the fence you were on, what a massive shock that Michael Jackson is dead, without a doubt the greatest pop star of any generation. I have mixed feeling’s, the first is shock after all he was a young man there is only 7 days between us in age, and and for him to die of a heart attack so young makes me think about my own mortality. But apart from being born just seven days apart we had little else in common. Michael Jackson had countless operations over the years on various parts of his body, with a reported twenty plus procedures on his face alone. for an adult male his frame was slight, and his elaborate dance moves combined with his strict diets put a strain on his on his already overworked heart. I grew up in the Jackson golden years and he had so many hit’s that if I were to start naming them this would run into several pages. But I will mention Thriller, which was and probably is still the biggest selling album of all time and deservedly so. In fact Jackson had sold more records than any other living artist. Thriller burst onto the scene like a thunderbolt, music fans across the world were stunned by the brilliance of the song and the groundbreaking video that accompanied it, myself in fact along with my wife sat up on the night of its release watching it over and over again stunned by the genius of it. Genius is a term thrown about these days like confetti, but for Jackson it applied, though he had a troubled personal life, his professional life cant be equalled. Millions of fans deserted him in later years after the child sex trial, though he was eventually cleared, there were rumours before and instances where Jackson had settled out of court. I never looked at him in quite the same way again for me the magic had gone, but like others I could not ignore him he had a presence that very few artists have, when Jackson performed you watched. We will never see his like again, in the coming days and weeks millions of word’s will be written about him mostly good some not so good, but he wont be forgotten.
Thursday, 25 June 2009
Hopes Crushed
It looks as though the hardliners have got their way in Iran and the rebellion looks to be faltering, by sheer force the protestors have been overwhelmed. In yesterdays protest in the centre of Tehran the security forces outnumbered protestors by at least ten to one according to the snippets of information leaking out of there. I really do hope that the opposition can galvanise themselves for one more massive push one more defiant gesture, the longer they can keep momentum the greater the chance of others joining them. their is talk of a general strike, depending on how long and how widespread it is that could be the way to go, when it comes to confrontation in the streets, the government are to well organised and to well armed, if protestors start to appear on the streets armed to there could be a massacre. I can never understand how in situations like this the Army can turn on it’s own population, to fire upon the very people they are charged with defending, troops should be used against a foreign enemy not your own brothers and sisters, this action alone shows how desperate the mad Mullah’s are to cling to power. let us hope that the military come to their senses and refuse the order to kill their own countrymen, after all without the guns The Mullahs have no control.
Star Man
Buzz Aldrin the second man on the moon has come up with a new way to generate interest among the younger generation in the space programme, he has released a rap single with Snoop dog, now far be it for me to criticise someone who has looked back upon the earth from space, but I cant help feeling a little disappointed with the ex astronaut. I still get a shiver watching the footage of him and Neil Armstrong on the moon, next time you are standing outside at night look up at the sky and marvel that man has actually stood on it. Aldrin and Armstrong are in a select group, genuine boy’s own type hero’s, in this day and age it’s refreshing to have such people to still look up to, but the sight of a near 80 year old Aldrin nodding his head and rapping is cringe worthy to say the least, he looks like he has parkinson’s. Because he has done it to promote space and not to line his pockets, I am going to forgive him this time, but no more thank you Buzz.
Wednesday, 24 June 2009
Hairy Angel
Susan Boyle is going to guest star on the X factor, big whoopee, Isn’t Simon Cowell rich enough without trying to milk a few more pounds out of this woman, it’s clear to anyone that this woman has mental problem’s how severe I don’t know, but she is at best emotionally fragile, and worst not to get to technical, bonkers. it is reported she has learning difficulty’s, we have already seen evidence of her quick temper, which is a symptom of people who have learning difficulty’s, her bizarre response when the result was announced on Britain's got talent where she finished runner up after being widely tipped to win, was particularly weird, she leaves phone messages for her cat, and sadly believes the cat answer’s her. Her treatment at the hand of Cowells company is not far short of abuse, this woman may sell CD’s because of her novelty factor, not because she is a great singer/performer etc, if she had been she would have been discovered long before ,
Will Geordies never learn
Even Though Alan Shearer took Newcastle down to the Championship, the two prospective buyer’s of the club are still mooting him as their manager, now I know that 8 games isn’t much, and that’s all he had in charge, but that is a possible 24 points half of which would have been plenty to keep The Geordies in the premier league. Bearing in mind that football managers are paid in the millions has Shearer shown enough to warrant another stint at Newcastle, I don’t think so. If he is appointed than this is a money decision not a footballing one, Much easier to market a Shearer than a Curbishley, or a Coppell, managers who may not have set the world on fire but know the nuts and bolts of management, and have one time or other been mentioned when and England manager vacancy has arisen. With the right man at the helm The magpie’s should come straight back up, I say should, not will, the championship is fairly competitive nowadays, If Shearer is appointed I will have a small wager on them not coming up next season, and that will be a better bet than the opposite.
Tuesday, 23 June 2009
Money Talks Tevez walks
Obama Back Seat Driver
Big Brother Misfits
Monday, 22 June 2009
Ban Rambo
It’s time the Government stepped in to save people from themselves, I am referring to the situation in Iraq, another two hostages murdered, and their body’s sent home to their families as some kind of macabre gift on fathers day. The latest two Victims Jason Cresswell and Jason Swindlehurst were both working as bodyguards in Baghdad for a reported £500 a day, now that is a fantastic wage, but is it worth your life, both men were fathers and now those kids will grow up without them. Times over here are tough and you cant blame men looking to better their families lives by earning the kind of money they can over there. But like a beaten boxer who doesn’t know when to quit its up to our politicians to throw the towel in the ring for them. Simply do not allow any more family men to go to Iraq to work until the situation is stabilised. I know I sound like a wimpy liberal but I don’t care. If your a single man and want to go play Rambo that’s your choice, but if you have children and want to play , then you cant, I realise that there are thousands of soldiers out there that are family men , and the risk of kidnap and torture is just as real for them, but they are not as exposed or as vulnerable to this kind of crime as civilian contractor’s are.
Holidaying at home
n the current financial climate with everybody looking for way’s to save money, you could do worse than forsake your foreign holiday and take your break right here at home. I have just come home from a week in Skegness, and I have to say I had a very nice time, the weather was not brilliant , and the beach is not as nice as other coastal towns, but the accommodation was ok and the company excellent. Skegness has been the butt of jokes about seaside towns for many years and has gained a reputation as a hanky on head trousers rolled up sort of place. but nothing could be further from the truth, it was lively and vibrant, more geared up for kids that adults but that was fine as I had my first holiday with my Grandson, and it was a memorable one for us both. so dig out your buckets and spades and do your bit for the economy by staying at home this year.