British forces should buy off potential Taleban recruits with “bags of gold”, according to a new army field manual published yesterday. The Taliban pays ten dollars a day to fighters, that equals £5.95 a day. the thinking being if we gave them say 15 dollars a day that’s £8.92 to you and me they would switch sides.
What we should be offering are Tax credits and child benefit plus a free house with garden, that should seal the deal, if any terrorists are still undecided then chuck in a car an i phone and membership to the local golf club.
This is a brilliant idea in theory, after all the cost of running a war like this runs into the billions, not to mention the cost in human life,
But can anyone seriously believe that this would work, I would love to spend a day in Whitehall watching the way the “Genius’s” that come up with theses ideas work and also to enquire which planet they originally came from.
Everybody knows that terrorists are the most trustworthy of people and no way would they consider taking the money and still shoot at us. any suggestion that the money we give them could in turn be used to buy more bullets and explosives to be used against us is preposterous.
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