Sunday, 29 November 2009

Crouching Tiger, hidden Hydrant

Now that more details are emerging about the Tiger Woods car crash it’s looking likely that Tiger will be losing half his estimated 600 million pound fortune in a divorce.

The respected TMZ site has reported that Tiger was chased out of his house by an enraged wife  Elin angered at reports he had been cheating on her with Rachael Uchitel, Rachael came to prominence after the 9/11 attacks in New York when the Iconic picture of her in tears at Ground Zero holding a picture of her missing (later to be confirmed dead Fiancé) was flashed around the world.

Tiger through his attorneys has strenuously denied the allegations, though it must be said that TMZ who believe Tiger has been playing away are rarely wrong.

From piecing  together reports it appears this was the sequence of events, Woods and his wife row about Tigers alleged infidelity, his wife grabs a golf club and goes for Tiger who runs and jumps into his car possibly already taking  one blow, once tiger is in the car and attempts to drive of Elin runs down the drive attempting to cut him of,  Tiger swerves to avoid her and hits the hydrant she opens the door landing one more blow at which point Tiger accelerates away hitting a tree, as he climbs out of the car Elin attacks him again knocking him unconscious, she then tries to revive him as the police arrive.

The police report Tiger was unconscious for up to six minutes, at which point the ambulance arrives and takes Woods of to hospital.

I counted three blows, classing Tiger as a par four it looks like Elin Birdied him. The clubs she used are still to be determined but as the club did not travel that far I would put my money on a nine iron.

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