Fat

This from the pages of that old favourite “you couldn’t make it up”

Four people have been arrested in Peru on suspicion of killing around 60 people to sell their fat on the black market for cosmetic use in Europe. Three suspects who were arrested in central Peru this month have confessed to killing five people for their fat,  arresting officer Colonel Mejia said the suspects, two of whom were arrested carrying bottles of liquid fat, told police it was worth $60,000 a gallon.

Since reading this story I have gone into hiding to protect my assets, at current fat prices I am worth a small fortune.

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